Trouble in Paradise

::Gasp!:: "Today was your birthday?!"

"Sophia! Don't turn your back on me, please! I am so sorry I forgot!"

:: Holding back sobs::
"You know you are the most important thing in my life! You know how much a adore you!"

"It was that krinkly Zebra cousin of yours. You know how much she tries to get my attention!"

"She does have that one mirror hoof that gets me every time..."

"Ahem.. But YOU, no one compares to YOU!! No one squeaks like you!!"

 
"And you neck! I ask you, how could I love another neck?!"

"And your head! With your ears and horn...antler....things..... You're divine I say!"

"And your tail...."

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I'm sorry, that went downhill real fast.