Monday, July 18, 2011


Don't bake an entire chocolate cake in six minutes using your waffle iron.

Don't freeze said waffles so that the are available any time of day once warmed in the microwave for exactly 30 seconds.

Don't serve them with vanilla ice cream and strawberries.

Don't run out of strawberries and top them with peanut butter instead.

Just...ya know....don't.